Myanmar Models [Beautiful|Hot|Sexy]

Thet Mon Myint in Brightly Red

2008-10-21T19:56:00.002+07:00

Thet Mon Myint [Popular Myanmar Actress, Hot and Sexy in Red T-shirt]

Rock Star Chit Thu Wai

2008-10-19T20:49:00.002+07:00

Chit Thu Wai is looking good. She's currently very popular in Myanmar.

Chan Chan in White Dress

2008-10-19T20:32:00.002+07:00

Chan Chan is looking good in white. It's like she's saying "I'm going to bed, would you like to join me."

Hot Chan Chan on the sofa

2008-10-19T20:25:00.001+07:00

Chan Chan is very hot, I suppose. She can also sing. I think she is a very talented girl.

Aye Myat Thu in Cute Style

2008-10-19T20:22:00.001+07:00

Cute cute Aye Myat Thu. I think today is Aye Myat Thu's day for you.

Playful Aye Myat Thu

2008-10-19T20:20:00.002+07:00

Aye Myat Thu posing in a casual and playful style. She's sweet

Aye Myat Thu in Sexy Costume

2008-10-19T19:49:00.002+07:00

Aye Myat Thu [ေအးျမတ္သူ] is sexy and beautiful. She must be the most sexiest woman in Myanmar apart from Moe Hay Ko. Moe Hay Ko is currently the number one.

Yadana My is Hot

2008-10-17T22:01:00.002+07:00

This girl is a hot property. Cute and pretty and all. She will be very popular.

New Girl Shwe Yee Ko Oo

2008-10-17T21:59:00.001+07:00

Here's the new girl in town. Stylish and hot at the same time, I bet she's gonna be a hit pretty soon.

Playful Sandy Myint Lwin

2008-10-17T21:58:00.001+07:00

A sister of famous Myanmar actress, she also sings hip-hop. What will she become?

Pyae Phu Khine is a hip girl

2008-10-17T21:56:00.001+07:00

She's an actress. Not really good looking but okay. I must say she's not my type.

Phyu Phyu Ko posing like a Pornstar

2008-10-17T21:53:00.002+07:00

Myanmar model Phyu Phyu Ko looks like a not-so-sexy-but-ok girl. She's acting like a pornstar in this photo. What do you think?

Nawaratt is Naughty School Girl

2008-10-17T21:51:00.001+07:00

Myanmar actress Nawaratt is in naughty school girl costume. What the heck does she think she is doing? I think she's too old to act like a school girl. Anyway, nice try.

Nanda Hlaing is simply Gorgeous

2008-10-17T21:49:00.001+07:00

Popular Myanmar actress Nanda Hlaing is featured in this utterly sexy calender of 2008. Yeah, she got married lately. But, she's still got her asset.

Moe Pyae Pyae Mg Calender 2008

2008-10-17T21:24:00.001+07:00

Myanmar video-movie actress Moe Pyae Pyae Mg is posing sexy for a new 2008 calender.

Beautiful Eindra Kyaw Zin 2008 Calendar

2008-10-17T21:21:00.001+07:00

Check out the two beautiful photos of Eindra Kyaw Zin from a 2008 Calender. It's just a pleasure to watch her.

Sexy Christina in 2008 Myanmar Calender

2008-10-17T21:19:00.001+07:00

Christina, the plump, hot and sexy star of Myanmar was featured in this sexy calender. Check her out!

Chit Snow Oo posing for Sexy Calender

2008-10-17T21:14:00.001+07:00

Chit Snow Oo in Sexy calender 2008. She's just too sweet to be sexy. You can look for more of her cute photos inside.

Aye Myat Thu in Sexy Calender

2008-10-17T21:10:00.002+07:00

Aye Myat Thu [ေအးျမတ္သူ] was featured in 2008 Calender. This is one hell of a sexy woman image. It's a tad ugly to me though sexy in a certain way.

New Wut Hmone Shwe Yee

2008-05-04T00:40:00.004+07:00

Wut Hmone Shwe Yee .aka. "The hottest Myanmar girl" is back with new hair style. Check her out. Nobody can beat her.

Thet Mon Myint in Red Tee

2008-05-03T21:50:00.002+07:00

Who else's gonna look hotter in this red tee. Thet Mon Myint in red hot chili peppers.

More Thin Zar Wint Kyaw Photos

2008-05-03T19:38:00.001+07:00

More photos of the hot Myanmar girl, Thin Zar Wint Kyaw. I bet you can't get enough of her.

Cute Thin Zar Wint Kyaw

2008-05-03T19:36:00.002+07:00

Cute Thin Zar Wint Kyaw Photos ... period. This is it. I've got nothing more to say about this girl. She's just adorable.

Hottest Thin Zar Wint Kyaw Photos

2008-05-03T19:31:00.001+07:00

Thin Zar Wint Kyaw is getting popular these days. She's a hottie indeed. Moreover, she's naughtyyy, too!

Aye Myat Thu is a Hottie

2008-05-03T19:28:00.001+07:00

The new favourite girl is on the front page again. Don't get me wrong! There really is popular demand for her.

Sexy Aye Myat Thu Photos

2008-05-03T19:23:00.002+07:00

Aye Myat Thu is one of the hottest models in town. She's sexy, attractive and fashionable. Judge her!

Poh Poh - Cute Collection

2008-05-03T19:21:00.001+07:00

Poh Poh is a new Myanmar model girl. Being young and cute; what more can you ask from her?

Sexy Su Shun Le Photos

2008-05-03T19:01:00.001+07:00

Myanmar model and actress Su Shun Le posing on a bike being sexy and all. Check her out.

Moe Hay Ko Sexy Fashion Photos

2008-04-19T18:21:00.001+07:00

Moe Hay Ko in sexy fashion. Photo album courtesy of Myanmar Model Photo Gallery.

Beautiful Eindra Kyaw Zin Photos

2008-04-19T18:16:00.001+07:00

Eindra Kyaw Zin in casual dress. The snapshots are so natural and she is naturally beautiful.

Myanmar Actress Christina is totally green and sexy

2008-04-05T15:22:00.002+07:00

Christina looks absolutely stunning in this green dress.

[via Myanmar Models Photo Gallery]

Kyi Phyu Khin getting sexy

2008-04-05T15:20:00.001+07:00

Kyi Phyu Khin is an unknown model until I come across her on a certain forum. Check her out.

Myanmar Model Wut Hmone Shwe Yee Photos

2008-04-05T15:15:00.002+07:00

New Myanmar model girl Wut Hmone Shwe Yee is very well dressed in this photo-shoot. [via Myanmar Models Photo Gallery]

Myanmar Sexy Model Photos

2008-04-04T17:47:00.004+07:00

Myanmar models rarely appear in bikini photo shoots. Censorship rules are tight in a very conservative Myanmar. This is a typical Myanmar model photo. She is Eindra Kyaw Zin who is very successful Myanmar idol.

Links for today

2007-02-16T18:51:00.000+07:00

Frank Miller’s 300 preview clips

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix preview

American Idol’s Katharine McPhee - Smoking Hot!

Model Marissa Miller in body paint

Kitten death rage

2006-10-23T19:54:00.000+07:00

Because we all need a good killing spree from time to time. Boy, I am not playing DotA.

What is this?

2006-10-23T19:50:00.000+07:00

This photo is funny. Not sure it is real or not. What do you think the bears are doing?

Famous South Park Memo

2006-10-23T19:48:00.000+07:00

This is an actual memo written by Matt Stone regarding South Park to the MPAA. Oh my, just read it. It's funny.

Cat milking

2006-10-23T19:46:00.000+07:00

Cats do like milk, don't they?

Cool bodypainting model

2006-10-18T16:57:00.000+07:00

Oh, look at this photo. Is she really wearing a swimsuit? Look carefully.

It's David Hasselhoff

2006-10-18T16:55:00.000+07:00

Yes, it's David. Is he a loser? I don't really know him.

Funny pooh cartoon

2006-10-18T16:52:00.001+07:00

Here's a piece of funny pooh cartoon. He invents honey ham.

MS Word writes letterz yo!

2006-10-07T17:23:00.000+07:00

MS word box advertisement in Hip-hop English.

New government seal

2006-10-07T17:21:00.000+07:00

No, it's not real. It's just a joke for you to enjoy.

Tested positive Coke

2006-10-06T20:18:00.000+07:00

Cartoon of the day - I found cigarettes

2006-10-06T17:20:00.000+07:00

Funny hat instructions

2006-10-06T17:16:00.000+07:00

Real or fake? Why do they have to make a funny instruction like this?

Candy food art photos

2006-10-06T17:12:00.000+07:00

I found some candy or cake art photos on this website. Pretty cool stuff.

Free Nintendo 64 ROM download

2006-10-06T17:05:00.000+07:00

Download Instructions: Copy the download links and download them with Download Accelerator. [Links to files here]

Note: Some ROMs are split into multiple parts due to size. You have to download all the parts.

Extraction Instructions: Extract the ROM with WinAce 2.03 or higher.

Extraction Password: http://vipersroms.cjb.net

Procastination is not good

2006-10-06T17:03:00.000+07:00

I just have to remind me of this. I'm a procastinator. And I don't want to be anymore.

Red flash game - nice crack site

2006-10-06T16:51:00.000+07:00

Play this game and you'll love it. It's just a simple yet addictive game. [Play]

You can see a number of crack download links for a choosen letter. To initiate crack download just find the crack you need and click on it. [Cool but not legal!]

Funny way to park your car

2006-10-06T16:49:00.000+07:00

Did this guy pass the parking test? Oh, wait, that must be a woman.

Family planning advice

2006-10-06T16:47:00.000+07:00

A weird direction sign saying some funny stuff. Do they really mean it or was it an accident?

Interesting Bikini -See through?

2006-10-06T16:46:00.000+07:00

This bikini is interesting. A good way to get people's attention. No?

Drunk groom

2006-10-06T16:40:00.000+07:00

Stupid groom. He has to be held up by his best man and bride. Some guys are just bad.

The world according to America

2006-10-06T16:38:00.000+07:00

It's only for fun. I know Americans don't think this way. Do they?

The deer photo illusion -What do you see?

2006-10-04T19:58:00.000+07:00

How many deers do you see in this photo? It's an illusion there are a number of hidden deers. Have fun finding deers!

World's biggest burger - Hungry?

2006-10-04T19:56:00.000+07:00

The World's Biggest Burger created by Bob's BBQ & Grill of Pattaya, Thailand was witnessed by a local TV crew and officials from Ripley's Believe it or Not who recorded the burger's weight at 78.5 pounds against the previous holder of 50 pounds held by Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Pennsylvania, US.
It measures 60cm (23.5 inches) in diameter and 35cm (13.75 inches) in height. Once official certification is received, it will be added to the Guiness World Records under 'The World's Largest Commercially Available Hamburger'.

Funny road sign - who done it?

2006-10-04T19:45:00.000+07:00

Haha, this is just funny. See what the road sign says? Maybe it's another photoshop image.

Dare to sit on this toilet seat?

2006-10-04T19:43:00.000+07:00

Dare to sit on this toilet seat? I think this is a nicely done photoshop image. When you can't hold it, what would you do?

Funny cat picture

2006-10-04T19:40:00.000+07:00

This pussy cat is so cute. I don't know who made a caption on this picture. Funny cat!

Joke of the day - Tony and Cherie

2006-10-03T17:12:00.000+07:00

Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.

"No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back.

This ritual between Tony and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Tony realized she'd bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for a fiver!!!

Joke of the day - Say What?

2006-01-29T20:44:00.000+07:00

The Preacher explains that he must move on to a large congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims:
"If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor,stands and says:
"If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the preacher stays, I will give him sex,"

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said......"Screw the Preacher."

Technorati Tags: joke, humor, funny

Joke of the day - A Drink

2006-01-21T02:52:00.000+07:00

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and he drinks it. Then he looks in his shirt pocket and orders another drink. He does the same thing with the second drink and orders a third drink.
The bartender pours the drink and says, "listen pal I'll buy you drinks all night long if you tell me why you keep looking in your shirt pocket".

To this the guy replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good I know I've had enough to drink and it's time to go home."

Hot sex cure the common cold

2006-01-16T21:02:00.000+07:00

Got a cold? Have sex to cure it! Russians scientist have found strong evidence.

In the course of his lengthy neuroimmunological experiments, the scientist arrived at the conclusion that sexual intercourse has a positive effect not only on the overall physical condition of both partners but also on their immune systems. Phagocytes are to be praised for the marvel. Phagocytes are cells that help the body rid itself of various ailments. This is how they work: once they locate an alien body, they penetrate it and trigger self-destruction.

During sexual intercourse, number of phagocytes tends to increase significantly; oftentimes, number of these cells almost doubles after orgasm. This in turn enables these cells to detect and destroy antibodies more quickly. [Link]

Funny Photo - Korean toilet

2006-01-16T12:58:00.000+07:00

Stack coins and make bridges, arches and spirals

2006-01-16T12:54:00.000+07:00

Get some coins and make bridges like this in the photo. This guy is cool. He can build bridges, arches and spirals by stacking coins. No glue used!

"A Civil Engineer from Texas Tech University describes how to stack up pennies to make bridges, domes and spirals. No glue is used in these designs, just engineering know-how. There are plenty of pics from both the site author and reader-submitted pics." [Link | via Boing]

Joke of the day - Ugly Bus

2006-01-16T12:48:00.000+07:00

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

Funny Photo - Rocking Monkey

2006-01-15T04:48:00.000+07:00

This monkey's rocking hard. He needs a band or something!

Singles' Advertisement

2006-01-15T04:46:00.000+07:00

"SBF( single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant. I'm a young, svelte, good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours."

Call 555-2525 and ask for Daisy.

The phone number was that of the Humane Society, and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador retriever. They received 643 calls in two days.

Cyclops kitten is real

2006-01-14T14:12:00.000+07:00

A photo of a one-eyed kitten named Cy drew more than a little scepticism when it turned up on various websites, but medical authorities have a name for the bizarre condition.

"Holoprosencephaly" causes facial deformities, according to the US National Institute for Neurological Disorders and Stroke.

In the worst cases, a single eye is located where the nose should be, according to the institute's Web site.[Cyclop]

Joke of the day - Blind wisdom

2006-01-14T13:20:00.000+07:00

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... so shut the hell up."

I'm back

2006-01-14T13:18:00.000+07:00

Sorry, for the long absence. I've finally found the right design for this blog. So, I'll be posting everyday. Thank you!

Site News!!!!!

2005-12-21T21:31:00.000+07:00

Hi, I'm redesigning and restructuring Tartee Blog. I want to make Tartee blog to have more categories and a new design. I am doing this alone so it may take a few weeks. I think Tartee will come out with a new look next year. :D Yeah, its 2006, 9 days away from now. Thank you and please come again for more laughs.

Saying the Right Thing at the Right Time

2005-12-21T21:27:00.000+07:00

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot steak and eggs breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home about 3 A.M., blind stinking drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why did Mom put everything in order and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?" His son replied, "Oh that! Mom and I dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone! I'm a happily married man!"

Self-induced hangover - $70.00
Broken furniture - $250.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing at the right time - priceless

Joke of the day-I Like Your Thinking

2005-12-01T18:43:00.000+07:00

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

Mike the headless chicken-true story?

2005-11-26T13:24:00.000+07:00

Have you ever seen a chicken that can live 18 months without its head? I thought it was a hoax and didn't believe it was real. But its so real. It is even mentioned in the Guiness world of records.

[Read more about this...]

Paris Hilton caught screwing

2005-11-26T13:20:00.000+07:00

OMG! Paris Hilton caught screwing AGAIN?

Joke of the day-Bill Gates

2005-11-26T13:16:00.000+07:00

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.

It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.

Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

God says, "That was the screen saver".

The new pope

2005-11-24T21:51:00.000+07:00

Does the new pope look good? This isn't mine. Someone wrote this. :D

[Link]

Very mascular man

2005-11-24T21:49:00.000+07:00

Well built muscles. Any steroids? :P

Joke of the day-Good eyesight

2005-11-24T21:33:00.000+07:00

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”

Funny restroom sign

2005-11-20T23:23:00.000+07:00

Have you ever seen this sign?

Joke of the day-Now pay attention students

2005-11-20T23:19:00.000+07:00

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the dissection table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. "I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Funny Pic-Giant Girl

2005-11-18T11:27:00.000+07:00

Joke of the day

2005-11-18T11:22:00.000+07:00

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

Marcedes Benz

2005-11-14T19:23:00.000+07:00

This is how they got the idea for Marcedes logo. Is it?

Joke of the day-The Maid

2005-11-14T19:21:00.000+07:00

A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone. The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answers the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Oh. Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband."

He'd always suspected, but now he knows. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

"$50,000? Really?"

"Yes."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What pool?"

"Uhhh . . . is this 832-4821?"

Vodka connects people

2005-11-12T21:15:00.000+07:00

This is how Nokia got the idea?

Joke of the day-I'm Going to a Lecture

2005-11-12T21:14:00.000+07:00

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

“What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer.

“I’m going to a lecture.” the man said.

“And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?” the cop asked.

“My wife.” said the man.

Funny photo-This guy is big

2005-11-11T22:35:00.000+07:00

Again, this guy is really big in this photo. I think it is fake. Right? Anyway, the this photoshop trick is cool.

Joke of the day-Bus Driver

2005-11-11T22:33:00.000+07:00

One day Timmy was on the school bus talking to the bus driver. Timmmy said, "If my mommy was an elephant and my daady was and elephant, then I would be a baby elephant." The driver was not amused, he had a severe headache from all the kids. Timmy kept talking, "If my mommy was a cat and my daddy was a cat I would be a kitten". The bus driver snapped at Timmy and said, "If your mom was a hooker and your dad was a retard what would you be?" Timmy looked up at the man and said, "I would be a bus driver".

Men Vs Women

2005-11-10T13:26:00.000+07:00

Ok, this is "R" rated. Read this at your own risk. :D

Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women"

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One ... men will screw anything.

Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A: E.T. phoned home.

Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: I can do better.

Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: 1. No mind. 2. No business.

Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q: Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing to put in it."
A: Wife: "You wear briefs, don't you?"

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because men fake foreplay!

Q:What is the real difference between men and women?
A:A woman wants one man to satisfy all her needs. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q:Why do men like smart, sexy women?
A:Opposites attract.

Q:Why are well-dressed men always married?
A:Because their wife chooses their clothes for them.

Q:Why can women never find their way to a man's heart?
A:Because they aim too high.

Q:Why are men so bad at sex and driving?
A:Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.

Q:Why does it take three million sperm to fertilize one single egg?
A:Because they're too stupid to find the right way.

Q:What is the difference between men and premium bonds?
A:Premium bonds might mature.

Man: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her."
Man:"But God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God: "So she would love a wanker like you."

One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?""The good news," replied Adam."Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain.""OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?""I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."

What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?

2005-11-06T17:00:00.000+07:00

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

Giant Foot

2005-11-06T16:57:00.000+07:00

This is a really giant foot. Is it done by photoshop or curved manually by artists? I really don't know. :D

Naughty Rabbit

2005-11-03T11:50:00.000+07:00

Poor rabbit! Is it really naughty? :D

I like your thinking

2005-11-03T11:46:00.000+07:00

Great smile

2005-10-30T03:12:00.000+07:00

What do you think? Its the greatest smile I have ever seen. he he :P She looks great, doesn't she? She must have won the competition.

Joke of the day-Naughty Nuns

2005-10-30T03:10:00.000+07:00

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives...

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........

(And those of you who thought it would be a dirty ending, Pray for forgiveness you heathens!)

Soccer oops

2005-10-28T16:00:00.000+07:00

This is soccer. It is a very fierce game. :D Is this photo fake? I don't know.